1001 Ways To...

Push all the shopping carts outside is front and behind the cars (on a really windy day works even...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 05:00:48 -0500

Push all the shopping carts outside is front and behind the cars (on a really windy day works even better.)

55.) Propose to the man or lady of your dreams, even if it's your cashier.

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 18:02:53 -0400

54.) Umm... Be myself.

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 22:51:13 -0400

(Katie)

53.) Make the store happy by singing Owl City's songs.

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 13:48:07 -0400

52.) Run through the store and jump on random people's carts singing the "I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves" song.

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 13:52:00 -0400

(Submitted by Solaravada)

Send us your own ways.

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 13:07:24 -0400

Send us your own ways.:

Don’t be afraid. So far I’ve posted every one that’s been sent.

51.) Start a dance party.

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 12:27:52 -0400

(Submitted by stormofgenius)

50.) Send Nihgt to eat all the 'c word' and Little to eat all the pillows.

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 21:20:22 -0400

(The C word is Cheesecake.)

(Submitted by Katie)

49.) Scream like a monkey and wack people with a baseball bat,or in my case with my ..................................MIND!!!!!!!

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 18:45:07 -0400

[(muffled girl voices,growly high female voice shouts,”You Don’t Think!”)Nihgt be quiet!ugh she’s juts annoyed ‘cause i won’t let her eat my brother.’eyeroll’]

(Submitted by The Mighty Katie, Queen of Awesomeness, and her pet wolf Nihgt.)

48.) Wear a Nazi hoodie inside the store.

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 17:10:31 -0400

What # are we on?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:45:38 -0400

(The Mighty Katie, Queen of Awesomeness,I like the sound of that.You must now call me that!Oh and i emailed you an even better pic that looks nothing like the one i was trying to post.I’m listening to ‘Holding out for a hero’ right now.”I need a hero!I’m holding out for a hero till the end of the night.Hes gotta be strong,hes gotta be fast,and hes gotta be fresh from the fight!”Did i just start singing?Sorry,I do that sometimes.’sheepish grin’) Well,i just have to start walking through the store with Nihgt.Everyone starts screaming and the manager has the call the FBI to taser my baby(Nihgt) and drag me out.Nihgt is way to over protective,that’s why they have to taser her.(starts crying ‘cause she just got back from a walk to wally world with Night)

Here you go, Katie. Nihgt is now seen by all.

47.) Asplode the store!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:08:57 -0400

(maybe now Nihgt’s pic will show up.BROUHAHA!)

(Once again, submitted by the mighty Katie)

46.) Yell over the intercom the following,"Everyone remain calm.There is a serial killer in the store.Please exit before I sic my pet wolf Nihgt on him." Watch the chaos. (Nihgt is pronounced Night. She will eat all who mispronounce her name. There is a link to a pic of her at the bottom.)

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:38:00 -0400

Katie, I see no link, but whatever.

(Submitted, again, by Katie)

45.) Make up a song about a werewolf king and a vampire bride.Sing it over the intercom.

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:23:42 -0400

(First of all,thx tre. And pleeze don’t talk about macs all the time!)

(by Katie)

44.) Ask a pretty girl out.

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:30:55 -0400

(Submitted by 11or12)

43.) Bring speakers, play the Halloween theme song in empty aisles and wait for lonely, lost children to walk in them.

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:33:11 -0400

(submitted by chellechellechelle)

42.) Ask all the workers why they chose Walmart over all the other possible stores like Walmart. [ie. Target, Kmart, Sears.]

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:07:17 -0400

(by chellechellechelle)

41.) Yell "SANITY IS OVERRATED!!!!!!!!"

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:06:17 -0400

40.) Get a forklift and drive through the store going "beep beep beep beep" like a forklift backing up. (Be sure to do it REALLY LOUD!)

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:05:06 -0400

39.) 3 words. Have. A . Party!

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:02:35 -0400